I said I’d do it; these are from the documentary episode, translated by me. I like the Sting reference, the stealth ad, and the fact that they felt obliged to explain what Pururun’s boobs are.

Skashee’s slide is particularly shocking in that it claims he simultaneously has AIDS, tuberculosis, and a brain tumor — I’m amazed he functions so well in that case, but then again, he’s a robot. Almost certainly, the staff just snagged English/romaji from whatever happened to be lying around (like album sleeves) and picked his labels from a medical book or something along those lines, figuring the target audience of 5-year-olds wouldn’t notice.